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Tonight, despite my pounding headache, I'm going to stay up all night to find out who's been beating me in the middle of the night. I know it's not my hubby because he's never here and I'm pretty sure the kids aren't heavy enough to make that hue of bruise. I will admit to being pretty clumsy and forgetful but really I think I would remember falling down the stairs or whatever caused these and all the others. My guess is my dog Ali. She is always asleep on the floor in my room when I fall asleep but when I wake up she's at the foot of the bed! What goes down while I'm getting my beauty rest???